1. What thing in life makes a horrible day a less horrible day? Sitting on a comfy couch after school and watching the Braves play some baseball. A win will make the day even better.
2. What is the most undervalued purpose of attending a school? School will keep your sanity. It may seem like school is the only thing that is making you lose it, but sitting at home and talking to no one for a year will show you what insane really is. I have never been homeschooled, but this is what comes to mind.
3. Does your family nag you as much as mine? Probably. However without their constant nagging I would be 10 times more of the mess I already am.
4. Are you superstitious or just a little “stitious”? Just like Michael Scott, I would say just a little “stitious.” For example, when I’m watching the Braves game I make sure my legs aren’t crossing when were about to hit. You always got to be lined up.
5. What is the best show to binge watch over the summer? Also an inspiration to number 4, The Office is 100% the best show to binge watch over the summer. No show has more comedy, romance, and memorable quotes. At least that’s what she said.
6. Is the safety of the planet at risk now that Iron Man has died? Being a massive fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, I think that the Iron Spider will be an excellent replacement. I have seen every movie so you know you’re getting a professional opinion.
7. Are you still under the illusion that a student body president can make a difference? I’m pretty sure by listing this question I’m also giving you my answer. Student body president is just a title job you can list on your college resume.
8. How do you know when you have found reality? When you stop stressing about your high school grades and realize that in ten years none of it will really matter. Just pass and move on with your life.
9. What does stress mean? It can mean one of two things: you’re unprepared or you haven’t found reality. Read number 8 for some solid advice.
10. What TV character provides the best definition of a man? Ron Swanson. Just look at the Pyramid of Greatness.
11. Will banning football save more heads than souls it will crush? There are more football fans, including myself, than football players. Do the math.
12. Why does this website even exist? A smart-ass answer would be that my teacher assigned us to make it for our English final. The answer she would want would be to show you my improvements in writing.